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Sep 10, 2009 17:04

when i get bored, i mean really bored i end up on this site Omegle

basically its like aim. i am you and they are stranger.  this is how the convo went.

You: i can do a cart wheel

Stranger: nice

You: i lied

Stranger: oh

You: i can only do summersaults

Stranger: thats pretty cool

Stranger: i can roll

Stranger: really well

You: do you get all the ladies?

You: i once got the ladies

Stranger: do you get all the dudes?

You: because i did a barrel roll

Stranger: oh shti

Stranger: shit*

Stranger: barrel roll ftw?

You: yeah!!!

Stranger: hell yeah

You: haha

You: and no, i dont get many dudes

Stranger: good

Stranger: cause niether do i

You: i know

You: not if you know how to roll

You: thats like the number one way to get a female

Stranger: rollin is where the ladies are at my man

You: they love rolls

You: tis tru

Stranger: how many barrel rolls

Stranger: you think it takes

Stranger: to get mad ladies

Stranger: like MAD

Stranger: ladies

You: just one, its basically the equivilent of jesus coming back

Stranger: lmfao

You: and jesus gets mad ladies

Stranger: im about to cry

Stranger: that was awesome

Stranger: haha

You: dude i know, the barrel roll gave me those powers

Stranger: should make a video about it

Stranger: barrel rolls 101

You: id make millions.....

Stranger: touched by jesus

Stranger: be a nice slogan

You: probably the best sub title ever

Stranger: hell yeah

You: would if he got mad at me for using his name. or he showed up and was like watch this little bitch. and then he does 2 barrel rolls

Stranger: zomg

Stranger: he woud be stealin your shit bro

Stranger: you gonna let that go down

Stranger: ?

Stranger: might have to kill jesus

Stranger: and that doesnt sound to fun

Stranger: but

You: well the man can do miracles and shit, its tough to compete with that

Stranger: he IS cuttin in on YOUR shit

You: i know, that mo fo

You: im going to find him

Stranger: good shit

and that was it.

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