Sep 10, 2009 17:04
when i get bored, i mean really bored i end up on this site Omegle
basically its like aim. i am you and they are stranger. this is how the convo went.
You: i can do a cart wheel
Stranger: nice
You: i lied
Stranger: oh
You: i can only do summersaults
Stranger: thats pretty cool
Stranger: i can roll
Stranger: really well
You: do you get all the ladies?
You: i once got the ladies
Stranger: do you get all the dudes?
You: because i did a barrel roll
Stranger: oh shti
Stranger: shit*
Stranger: barrel roll ftw?
You: yeah!!!
Stranger: hell yeah
You: haha
You: and no, i dont get many dudes
Stranger: good
Stranger: cause niether do i
You: i know
You: not if you know how to roll
You: thats like the number one way to get a female
Stranger: rollin is where the ladies are at my man
You: they love rolls
You: tis tru
Stranger: how many barrel rolls
Stranger: you think it takes
Stranger: to get mad ladies
Stranger: like MAD
Stranger: ladies
You: just one, its basically the equivilent of jesus coming back
Stranger: lmfao
You: and jesus gets mad ladies
Stranger: im about to cry
Stranger: that was awesome
Stranger: haha
You: dude i know, the barrel roll gave me those powers
Stranger: should make a video about it
Stranger: barrel rolls 101
You: id make millions.....
Stranger: touched by jesus
Stranger: be a nice slogan
You: probably the best sub title ever
Stranger: hell yeah
You: would if he got mad at me for using his name. or he showed up and was like watch this little bitch. and then he does 2 barrel rolls
Stranger: zomg
Stranger: he woud be stealin your shit bro
Stranger: you gonna let that go down
Stranger: ?
Stranger: might have to kill jesus
Stranger: and that doesnt sound to fun
Stranger: but
You: well the man can do miracles and shit, its tough to compete with that
Stranger: he IS cuttin in on YOUR shit
You: i know, that mo fo
You: im going to find him
Stranger: good shit
and that was it.