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so i had a super secret blog that you guys didnt know of for my english class. it is in the process of being deleted. here are a few excerpts of my greatness.
-i just learned why when you cry it also makes your nose run. i wasnt crying by the way, because i am a man and we dont do such things. but my eye was watering heavily, only 1 for some reason, and my nose started running so i googled it. yeah its been an exciting night.
-Paramore is an awesome band and i want to marry the lead singer, she is a babe-asausrus. yeah mega babe.
-i have a fish and it sucks. i dont even like him. he doesnt eat, and hes a bum, it doesnt move much. freaking bum fish. its my only pet.
-I am a bum, usually i sit at home and do nothing. aside from sitting at home doing nothing, i also sit around outside and do nothing.
-epiphanies are good when you are realizing something positive. but when its something that makes you sad. then they suck..... pretty stupid logic there i know.
-damn cord to these headphones. i nearly tore my ear off, because i pushed down on the cored on accident and it tried to drag my head along with it. stupid cord.
-i... am... awesome!!!!
yes that took 10 minutes to write. i had to think of the perfect words and that is what came out. each period mark was 1 minute worth of thinking. and the exclamations where 1 minute worth of thoughtful reflection and amazement at the greatness that is now there
-dun dun dun, here it is the revealing of the greatest freewrite known to man. Its been 20 years and 5 months in the making since i was put onto this planet and this post has finally made its way out of the depths of my mind. you guys should probably put on helmets because this is likely to blow your minds. i know i'm wearing mine right now, i dont want my head to explode. *sidenote* sometimes people who visit the park do their restroom business and have assplosions, they are disgusting and boggle the mind as to how someone can produce such a mess. They suck to clean as you might imagine. *end sidenote* So are you ready, ready for the awesome that is about to insue, i know i am, ive been ready, its just taking lots of preparation to perfect this greatness.
there are only 3 kinds of people on this planet, those who can count and those who cannot.
wasn't that incredible. i doubt any other being on this planet has written something so worthy. And i didn't even come up with that saying its all plagiarized and claimed as my own. Even so it has made this blog of mine worthy of a medal i presume. if nothing less at least mention on the news or something. the headline would read. "greatest blog post known to man created and minds were blown because of it." yeah that sounds about right. they wouldnt even post up and exert from the blog because it would lead to mass head explosions across the country and that would be very messy. Although it might serve as a good way to help with population control.
-"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" -Scott Adams
-i just learned why when you cry it also makes your nose run. i wasnt crying by the way, because i am a man and we dont do such things. but my eye was watering heavily, only 1 for some reason, and my nose started running so i googled it. yeah its been an exciting night.
-Paramore is an awesome band and i want to marry the lead singer, she is a babe-asausrus. yeah mega babe.
-i have a fish and it sucks. i dont even like him. he doesnt eat, and hes a bum, it doesnt move much. freaking bum fish. its my only pet.
-I am a bum, usually i sit at home and do nothing. aside from sitting at home doing nothing, i also sit around outside and do nothing.
-epiphanies are good when you are realizing something positive. but when its something that makes you sad. then they suck..... pretty stupid logic there i know.
-damn cord to these headphones. i nearly tore my ear off, because i pushed down on the cored on accident and it tried to drag my head along with it. stupid cord.
-i... am... awesome!!!!
yes that took 10 minutes to write. i had to think of the perfect words and that is what came out. each period mark was 1 minute worth of thinking. and the exclamations where 1 minute worth of thoughtful reflection and amazement at the greatness that is now there
-dun dun dun, here it is the revealing of the greatest freewrite known to man. Its been 20 years and 5 months in the making since i was put onto this planet and this post has finally made its way out of the depths of my mind. you guys should probably put on helmets because this is likely to blow your minds. i know i'm wearing mine right now, i dont want my head to explode. *sidenote* sometimes people who visit the park do their restroom business and have assplosions, they are disgusting and boggle the mind as to how someone can produce such a mess. They suck to clean as you might imagine. *end sidenote* So are you ready, ready for the awesome that is about to insue, i know i am, ive been ready, its just taking lots of preparation to perfect this greatness.
there are only 3 kinds of people on this planet, those who can count and those who cannot.
wasn't that incredible. i doubt any other being on this planet has written something so worthy. And i didn't even come up with that saying its all plagiarized and claimed as my own. Even so it has made this blog of mine worthy of a medal i presume. if nothing less at least mention on the news or something. the headline would read. "greatest blog post known to man created and minds were blown because of it." yeah that sounds about right. they wouldnt even post up and exert from the blog because it would lead to mass head explosions across the country and that would be very messy. Although it might serve as a good way to help with population control.
-"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?" -Scott Adams