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what to do when bored: go to ff.net - read the stupid fic titles/summaries and mock. Very satisfying although it does make you want to purge the human race of all those who can't tell the difference between THEIR, THEY'RE and THERE!!!!!!! [/rant]
"Legolas,Frodo, and Sam have been wandering the mountains. Their are orcs....very msyterious orcs"
I think I have to read this one... so i did. Then after tearing my eyeballs out of my sockets and burning them, I decided to mock this piece of - well anyways we'll just keep this PG shall we? Who posts these kind of things??? WHO? WHO? And WHY GOD WHY????? Yeah I'd better go to bed now
Actually I think I'll just copy/paste it in here because it's so short...you can form your own judgements.
been two days without food.
At this time it was Frodo,sam, and legolas.
They were hiding out in a mountain, it was a dark morning,
very misty, the air seemed to resemble the burden of Frodo’s quest.
They had heard,that night, that orcs were at the lower level of the mountain side.
But they knew it could not be sauroman’s orcs for there was a great bloody battle with them just the day before.
No, these were different orcs, …..smarter orcs.
“Who’s orcs could they be?”,asked Frodo.
“Doesn’t matter, either way were doomed”, replied Sam.
“We must try to escape without them knowing”said Legolas.
They could hear them talking lightly “they are tricky ones, we will find them……one way…or another” “haha, yes will…we certainly will…..”
Legolas could not stand it anymore, he leaped from the rock without thinking and fired so swiftly it took the orc a moment to realize he had been shot.
The orc fell over, loud grunts fell over the mob of grusome figures.
“Get the elf!”
It all happened so fast Frodo and Sam couldn’t keep up. Legolas grabbed their arms and dragged them into a cave.
The cave was dark and wet, they could see dead bodies lying there(orcs,humans,dwarfs,and elves’ bodies.)
They could not see anything they followed meerly by feeling their way through.
“Where are we going” Frodo said. “Don’t worry this cave will lead us to the bottom of the mountain”,Legolas said.
They arrived at the bottom, they felt the orcs rushing down the cave.
Frodo’s sword flashed blue, this was when Frodo realized he was in trouble.
They sprinted away from the mountain. It looked like an ant bed broken open, orcs swarmed down the side of the mountain, even Legolas didn’t realize there were this many.
After running until they could no more, they decided to fight.
The orcs finally reached them and were surprised at seeing them willing to fight.
But not all of them were surprised, some just had an evil smirk on their face.
“Hobbits and an elf, what a pleasant mixture”, the head orc said menacingly.
“chaaarge!”
The three were ready, although they saw the size of the whord and weren’t so excited.
Frodo lashed his sword into the air, but he focused too hard on how hard he hacked it and forgot to aim so he clearly missed the orc.
The head orc came charging at Frodo, Frodo was too scared to move, the orc drew nearer and nearer, but still Frodo could not move. Quickly Sam leaped forward to block it.
Sam grabbed Frodo and pulled him out of combat leaving Legolas alone.
Legolas was firing frantically into the beasts.
Then Legolas got away and told the hobbits to run.
They found a big tree, Legolas took Sam’s sword to dig a little hole.
The orcs passed through them, but something was wrong, they didn’t even try to look for them.
It had looked as if they had been given orders to come back.
Frodo started following, “Frodo, what are you doing”,asked Sam. “They are going some place, this is our chance to learn who’s control they are under”, replied Frodo.
So they started following.
Soon they came to a river, they were behind a hill so they could not see much, but they saw that……the orcs were going under the river. “What are they doing, they are going…..under…the river…”,said Sam.
But as they got over the hill they saw that really there was a trench in front of the river which lead under ground.
The trenched seemed to get smaller and smaller as the orcs went in, and soon they realized this was true.
It was closing. They started running towards it not realizing that if they went in they would most likely not get back.
The area resembled Sauroman’s under ground orc layer.It was not Sauroman but……a great black figure unrecognizable to them.
It was taller than Gandalf or than any Elf.
Orcs were being made by the minute, for evey orc made the orc production went a second faster.
“What is this place…?”,asked Sam
“I….dont know…”,said Frodo
“we need to look for a way out , as soon as we get out we look for an alie to come back with us so we can slay these beasts before they get out of hand”, said Legolas.
They had seen enough, now they needed to think a way out.
Well it just so happened that a rusty weapon cart went by. So they got on the bottom rack of it.
They started getting worried because they left the layer but kept going, and soon realized they were heading to their doom!
"Legolas,Frodo, and Sam have been wandering the mountains. Their are orcs....very msyterious orcs"
I think I have to read this one... so i did. Then after tearing my eyeballs out of my sockets and burning them, I decided to mock this piece of - well anyways we'll just keep this PG shall we? Who posts these kind of things??? WHO? WHO? And WHY GOD WHY????? Yeah I'd better go to bed now
Actually I think I'll just copy/paste it in here because it's so short...you can form your own judgements.
been two days without food.
At this time it was Frodo,sam, and legolas.
They were hiding out in a mountain, it was a dark morning,
very misty, the air seemed to resemble the burden of Frodo’s quest.
They had heard,that night, that orcs were at the lower level of the mountain side.
But they knew it could not be sauroman’s orcs for there was a great bloody battle with them just the day before.
No, these were different orcs, …..smarter orcs.
“Who’s orcs could they be?”,asked Frodo.
“Doesn’t matter, either way were doomed”, replied Sam.
“We must try to escape without them knowing”said Legolas.
They could hear them talking lightly “they are tricky ones, we will find them……one way…or another” “haha, yes will…we certainly will…..”
Legolas could not stand it anymore, he leaped from the rock without thinking and fired so swiftly it took the orc a moment to realize he had been shot.
The orc fell over, loud grunts fell over the mob of grusome figures.
“Get the elf!”
It all happened so fast Frodo and Sam couldn’t keep up. Legolas grabbed their arms and dragged them into a cave.
The cave was dark and wet, they could see dead bodies lying there(orcs,humans,dwarfs,and elves’ bodies.)
They could not see anything they followed meerly by feeling their way through.
“Where are we going” Frodo said. “Don’t worry this cave will lead us to the bottom of the mountain”,Legolas said.
They arrived at the bottom, they felt the orcs rushing down the cave.
Frodo’s sword flashed blue, this was when Frodo realized he was in trouble.
They sprinted away from the mountain. It looked like an ant bed broken open, orcs swarmed down the side of the mountain, even Legolas didn’t realize there were this many.
After running until they could no more, they decided to fight.
The orcs finally reached them and were surprised at seeing them willing to fight.
But not all of them were surprised, some just had an evil smirk on their face.
“Hobbits and an elf, what a pleasant mixture”, the head orc said menacingly.
“chaaarge!”
The three were ready, although they saw the size of the whord and weren’t so excited.
Frodo lashed his sword into the air, but he focused too hard on how hard he hacked it and forgot to aim so he clearly missed the orc.
The head orc came charging at Frodo, Frodo was too scared to move, the orc drew nearer and nearer, but still Frodo could not move. Quickly Sam leaped forward to block it.
Sam grabbed Frodo and pulled him out of combat leaving Legolas alone.
Legolas was firing frantically into the beasts.
Then Legolas got away and told the hobbits to run.
They found a big tree, Legolas took Sam’s sword to dig a little hole.
The orcs passed through them, but something was wrong, they didn’t even try to look for them.
It had looked as if they had been given orders to come back.
Frodo started following, “Frodo, what are you doing”,asked Sam. “They are going some place, this is our chance to learn who’s control they are under”, replied Frodo.
So they started following.
Soon they came to a river, they were behind a hill so they could not see much, but they saw that……the orcs were going under the river. “What are they doing, they are going…..under…the river…”,said Sam.
But as they got over the hill they saw that really there was a trench in front of the river which lead under ground.
The trenched seemed to get smaller and smaller as the orcs went in, and soon they realized this was true.
It was closing. They started running towards it not realizing that if they went in they would most likely not get back.
The area resembled Sauroman’s under ground orc layer.It was not Sauroman but……a great black figure unrecognizable to them.
It was taller than Gandalf or than any Elf.
Orcs were being made by the minute, for evey orc made the orc production went a second faster.
“What is this place…?”,asked Sam
“I….dont know…”,said Frodo
“we need to look for a way out , as soon as we get out we look for an alie to come back with us so we can slay these beasts before they get out of hand”, said Legolas.
They had seen enough, now they needed to think a way out.
Well it just so happened that a rusty weapon cart went by. So they got on the bottom rack of it.
They started getting worried because they left the layer but kept going, and soon realized they were heading to their doom!