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Nov 21, 2004 18:47

I was at fanfiction.net trying to see if anyone had updated and since i couldn't get to the log in page (server overload) i was looking at the lotr fics. I can't believe what some people write about. I think i've done this before but here's some of the best:

After Valinor is destroyed, Gandalf, Elrond, Legolas, Glorfindel, Erestor, Celeborn and Galadriel find themselves in the 21'st century, and are unwillingly made part of a resistance movement against the al-Qaeda in a small colony in the forests of Canada.
Valinor destroyed? Random people in 21st century how? resistance movement? al-Qaeda? CANADA??? whatever drugs you're on - stop now!

Muzzy collects hair.Let's see what happens when she meets part of the fellowship...including Legolas.PG-13, so we can add language!
Muzzy? very Rohirric.... collects hair? what kind of nutcase is she? yay we can add language - my life is so complete

LOTR has gone crazy! And who is responisble for this!ME! And what's with the bratwursts? And what about Frodo's cell phone? But beware! Aragorn is in the wild without a machine gun. He might die...
Oh no! ....this really isn't funny....

(Chapter Four. . .Promises). Allison Norman watched in horror as her beloved older brother and her childhood friend were murdered. Ten years later, she has a chance to right this wrong, in a most unexpected way, and a distant time.
and this has to do with lotr how?

Selene is one of the chaste priestesses lining in Middle earth will anyone melt her heart of ice and unearth the fire. Legolasoc
Hmm maybe Legolas?? hate to break it to ya - no priestesses in ME, let alone chaste ones....

Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli are reincarnated in 2004 as 14 year old boys. But, why?
that's my question too - why god why???

Sabbeth her three elf friends go to gondor in search for the king.They find the king and some certain guy elf.They go to war with them .Will Sabbeth fall in love with this certain elf or will it be shallow rocks?
am i the only one who's really confused?

Male pregnancy fic. Haldir feels Elrond is neglecting him and falls into depression. 1st person narrative, set in 21st century Scotland.
wrong on so many levels (to quote jen who's probably quoting something else...)

Anyways on that disturbing note I'm going to go work on my lit essay. the joy.

lotr, fanfic, wtf

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