Nov 18, 2011 00:22
Dear Bella: please stop being agonizingly, awkwardly pregnant on all the Breaking Dawn commercials. It makes watching television with my family a hazardous experience.
I get it, freedom of speech and the press and all that, but seriously? Do you have to be everywhere, with your strained face, and the hovering vampire boyfriend? I just want to watch The Big Bang Theory in peace.