Funny shit
I was thinkin, everyone has problems. So instead of complaining bout shit like always im gonna make yall laught.
Mother Hore conversation
A young girl was having a heart-to-heart talk with her mother on her first visit home since starting university. "Mom, I have to tell you," the girl confessed. "I lost my virginity last weekend." "I'm not surprised," said her mother. "It was bound to happen sooner or later. I just hope it was a romantic and pleasurable experience." "Well, yes and no," the pretty student remarked. "The first eight guys felt great, but after them my pussy got really sore."
Cum on an elevater
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead enter an elevator. As they walk in they notice a small puddle of white liquid on the floor of the elevator. The brunette bends down for a closer look, and states, very matter-of-factly, "It looks like cum." The redhead stoops down a little closer, takes a deep breath through her nose, and proclaims, "Yes, and it smells like cum." The blonde stoops down yet closer, puts the tip of her finger into the puddle, touches it to her tongue and exclaims, "Well, its nobody from our building."
The Flinstones Uncensored
One day Pebbles was in bed with Fred and Wilma while they were fucking. Pebbles sees Fred's dick and says, "Daddy, what's THAT?" and Fred says "Thats daddy's BIG rock." A little while later Pebbles sees Wilma's pussy. "What's THAT, mommy?" she asks. "That's mommy's rock grinder hunny." All of a sudden Pebbles eyes light up and she screams, "OOOOOOH!!! I get it NOW! Daddy puts his BIG rock into mommy's rock grinder and out comes pebbles!"
Why it sucks to be the Cack
10. You've got a hole in your head.
9. Your master beats you everyday.
8. Your head's bigger then the rest of your body.
7. You shrink in cold water.
6. You never get a haircut.
5. Your scalp gets cut off if you're Jewish.
4. You always hang around with 2 nuts.
3. Your closest neighbor is an asshole.
2. Your best friend is a pussy.
1. Everytime you get excited, you throw up.