I was kind of joking before; now I am seriously thinking about it.
I just spent an hour explaining to my boss what source control was, why it was necessary, and why we needed to use it for the login scripts, among other things. And he was fighting me all the way.
This after we had the canonical no-source-control hey-you-overwrote-my-changes problem.
Some time before the heat death of the Universe head office is going to roll out
SharePoint Portal Services. My boss figures we can use that for source control on our login scripts because teaching other IT people how to use CVSNT and TortoiseCVS is too hard, too complicated, requires installing more client software on their PC, and is not a corporate standard.
I am honestly not sure I can keep working at a place this devoid of clues.