stubs

May 19, 2006 13:06

Man with slight limp in the Inner Bookshop (your one-stop shop for everything from green politics to astral projection) yesterday, to a cashier: "Why is it that the only thing you can stub is your toe?"

Why indeed.

And I've been looking into getting myself a tent. Blacks in Central Oxford have a window display of Ted Baker designer tents. The design consists of having "Ted Baker" written all over them. There are Ted Baker folding chairs and sleeping bags as well. The slogan is "Stay In Your Comfort Zone". Way to miss the point. I'd like to stub their toes very hard on the point. But you can't stub someone else's toe, can you? Hmm.
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