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[bluedaykisses]

brian geee: but wanna hear a funny story?
DelayedApologies: of course
brian geee: today i head outside of my door to head down the elevator
brian geee: and im standing... wait for a bit
brian geee: and i hear moaning
brian geee: loud moaning
DelayedApologies: oh no
brian geee: and "yes! yes! yes! yes!...."
brian geee: im like
brian geee: "woah!"
brian geee: theyre right next door
brian geee: i go back in my room, and get my roomate to confirm that they are indeed doing the nasty
brian geee: he confirms
DelayedApologies: HAHAHA
brian geee: i press the button again to wait for another elevator (cuz i missed the first)
brian geee: and
brian geee: all i hear is
brian geee: "cum inside me.. yes yes yes yes"
brian geee: I WAS LAUGHING SOOOO HARD
DelayedApologies: no fucking way
DelayedApologies: that's amazing!
brian geee: i was dying
DelayedApologies: you're not kidding, right?
brian geee: not at all
brian geee: i wanted to record it
DelayedApologies: wow, that's absolutely incredible
brian geee: play it real loud on my stereo