Panhandler Rant!
What the fuck is the problem with panhandling today? This used to be reserved for the people who really needed it.
There are people out there making more money than me as a fucking panhandler! Something's not right.
Tonight, a friend and I were out for a motorcycle ride and stopped in Deep Ellum for a slice of pizza. It's about 11:30 when we finish, and we go back outside to look at the other bikes there and just hang out for a few.
A an aggressive panhandler approaches us. Ahh fuck! i'm not in the mood for this shit.
he lays a long story on us about how he can't get work and can't go to the shelter. We tell him we cannot help him. He' s being fairly insulting as he proceeds to tell us how "we are not sorry because we can not help him, we just don't want to".
Continuing in his story, he proceeds to tell us how he has SHIT in his pants and just needs a shower and clean clothes. He keeps moving closer to us as he's speaking and is within 4 feet of us. Now that's a first....i've never had a panhandler insult me, then tell me he shit his pants knowingly. my buddy says "DUDE, That's FUCKING gross".
I don't have any cash and he's trying to talk one of us into going to an ATM. WHAT? I can't help but notice, so I ask "Hey Man, what's that white shit on your lips? Are you on Crack?" Damn, he's pissed now. (how fitting since he's already shit himself)
I can't help but laugh my ass off......we ride out......