Idiot
Friends don't turn everything around and make it about them. Not everything is about you. I care about you a lot, but that doesn't mean that when I talk to you about something, you need to turn it around and be all "pity me", even if that's not what you say. It sure seems that way, however, and I'm sick of it. I talk to you about my problems or what's going on with some other people in my life and you change it to "That's my life story". I KNOW YOUR LIFE STORY! I'm telling you because it bothers me, not because I want more depressing things on my mind. I tell you hoping for advice or consolation or SOMETHING besides you making it all about you!!!