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[bluecorp_ceo]

"Use this"? Could you get any more simplistic? Hoh hoh-- how ridiculudicris! As if I wouldn't think to use this on my own!

Hello! Is there anyone out there? I'm afraid I've no idea what is going on. Could someone please edufy me?

[And at the the audio feed switches off while Redd waits for a response. Wouldn't want anyone to hear anything he didn

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[13sugars]

[Ed... Ediwhat? Rid... huh? What? Hold on, go back, he didn't study for this...]

[13sugars]

[Oh never mind.]

Sounds like you've been getting a lot of advice already... Is everything alright over there?

[bluecorp_ceo]

I'm not entirely certain where I go from here. You see, I've never been transmogrified to such a place before!

[13sugars]

[WHhhyyyy are you using words that hurt his head?]

Well, you should find a safe place to stay... I'll see if I can find the map I downloaded here and I'll send it to you. It's not safe to be out, especially in this weather!

I can't imagine you've ever been... er, transported to an alien planet ever.

[bluecorp_ceo]

I have a map already. What good is a map I don't understand?

[13sugars]

Oh! You have one? ... Did... someone write it in another language?

[bluecorp_ceo]

I just don't see what I'm supposed to do with it.