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[bluecorp_ceo]

"Use this"? Could you get any more simplistic? Hoh hoh-- how ridiculudicris! As if I wouldn't think to use this on my own!

Hello! Is there anyone out there? I'm afraid I've no idea what is going on. Could someone please edufy me?

[And at the the audio feed switches off while Redd waits for a response. Wouldn't want anyone to hear anything he didn

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[dr_seahorse]

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh. Is someone there?

[dr_seahorse]

I apologize. My name is Hatori Sohma. I'm a doctor at the hospital here in Discedo. Should you need anything, don't be afraid to ask.

[bluecorp_ceo]

A doctor? How fortunatous. I was beginning to think there were no respectable professions here!

[dr_seahorse]

Being a doctor is just like any other profession. There's nothing too special about it.

(I'm just going to try and ignore your horrible...grammar? Spelling? Speech? I don't even know)

[bluecorp_ceo]

We both know that isn't true! Why, just take a look at your bank account, Doctor!

[dr_seahorse]

My bank account doesn't exist here. Even if it did, it wouldn't matter. Being a doctor has nothing to do with the salary I make.

[bluecorp_ceo]

And I suppose it's all about helping people?

[dr_seahorse]

That's usually why one joins the profession, yes.

[bluecorp_ceo]

You must not be a very successful doctor, then! All the doctors I know are proud of their income!

[dr_seahorse]

Under normal circumstances, my practice would be limited to the members of my family. Though, considering the situation, that would seem impossible.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Have you been here long, Doctor?

[dr_seahorse]

I believe it's been a few months under a year.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Do you know why I've been transmogrofied here?