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[bluecorp_ceo]

SEIFER!

I've just had my life threatened! I need you here immediately! If you can't make it, I'll have them send another, more reliable replacement! I won't have a repeat of last time!

Police! I have found the one who came after me and did those awful things to me! I JUST KNOW IT! Arrest that strange person at the end of this feed! He won't

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[chainsawgood]

You have a body guard?

...

We have police?

[bluecorp_ceo]

Of course I have a bodyguard! A man of my personage-- can you imagine?

[chainsawgood]

Of your... personage.

Are you a lord, sir?

[bluecorp_ceo]

A lord? Maybe! A lord of business!

I'm very important, you know!

[chainsawgood]

You... you are?

Who are you? Ah, if... I might ask.

[bluecorp_ceo]

You wish to know the title of my personage?

[chainsawgood]

[WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE.]

Yes?

[bluecorp_ceo]

[I DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE.]

Redd White! CEO of Bluecorp!

It's quite the accomplishment, I'll have you know!

[chainsawgood]

[WELL STOP IT. GODDAMNIT YOU TAKE THE LANGUAGE US ENGLISHMEN GIVE YOU AND HURT IT SO BAD.]

Your name is Redd?

[... kay]

Ah, of... of course it is, sir. What is Bluecorp?

[bluecorp_ceo]

Of course!

Bluecorp is a business of information retrieval. HOH HOH!

[chainsawgood]

So you are a military corporation of sorts?

[bluecorp_ceo]

We're more of a private entinimity.

[chainsawgood]

...

Is that even legal?

No.

[bluecorp_ceo]

Hoh hoh hoh! Of course! Why wouldn't it be?

Oh Redd. Even the homicidal chainsaw wielding lunatic knows that's naughty

[chainsawgood]

It... doesn't sound legal... If I may say so, sir.

Someone needs to CUT him down to size. See what I did there? Eh?

[bluecorp_ceo]

I break no laws! It's perfectly legal!