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Would someone mind telling me why my front door no longer opens to my house? And why, when I turned around to step back out, it up and disappeared on me?
And why I am now standing on a street corner with nothing but a barrel of tangerines?
The tour guide was nice and all, and I'm sure it's lovely here, but I really need to get back to harvesting. And I have dinner on the stove.
But, of course, I must be sleeping. I must have dozed off while I was picking tangerines, even if that never happens.
Because front doors? They open to your house.
And why I am now standing on a street corner with nothing but a barrel of tangerines?
The tour guide was nice and all, and I'm sure it's lovely here, but I really need to get back to harvesting. And I have dinner on the stove.
But, of course, I must be sleeping. I must have dozed off while I was picking tangerines, even if that never happens.
Because front doors? They open to your house.