41st Entry

[bluecapboy]

[Phone.]

Somehow one of Granny Riddleton’s puzzle bottles found its way here. I wonder if she’ll notice it’s gone now?

I suppose I should solve the puzzle inside it though, if there is one I mean-

[Luke’s suddenly cut off by the sound of a faint thump, like someone hitting the ground. The phone remains silent for several seconds before Luke answers,

Comments

B ;u;

[is_an_island]

[giving him many strange looks

so many so unsubtle

but somehow manages to smoothly sidle next to him tea business is important business] Are you making a sand castle?

Re: B \o/

[bluecapboy]

Of course not! Some woman asked me to make tea for her so that's what I'm doing this would be a lot easier if the Professor was around...

[And he just, adds in more grass.

Such a masterpiece.]

[is_an_island]

That's not tea.

And if you call that tea again, I may have to use very stern words to you.

[bluecapboy]

[So pouting, why is everyone insulting his tea-making skills.]

Now wait a minute, I know I'm not an expert like the Professor, but I don't think adding a little more brisk berry makes tea taste that awful!

[is_an_island]

That's not a brisk berry, that's rubbish! That's lethal rubbish and it's rubbish and it's never going to be tea. Don't drink it, and certainly don't give it anybody else to drink.

[bluecapboy]

It's not rubbish! Look, that man over there [pointing at...a squirrel?!] asked for tea with brisk berry in it and that's what I'm doing!

[is_an_island]

... I'm sure Sir Squirrel requested the tea with great grace.

Are you feeling ill?

[bluecapboy]

It's not very nice to call other people squirrels, sir.

I'm not ill! All I did was open this bottle here and before I knew it I was back in Folsense!

[is_an_island]

Is Folsense a place?

That doesn't fit into a bottle and I should know. I don't fit in a bottle.

[bluecapboy]

Folsense is a place, we're standing in it right now!

Look, I can really explain it, but when I popped the cap off like this- [and off the cap goes! Some of the gas starts spilling out.] -I woke up in Folsense again!

[is_an_island]

But we're still in Mayfield. That isn't tea at all and...

And I don't remember what I was saying but perhaps it was important.

[bluecapboy]

Oh, well...if you say so.

[Calmly places the lid back on. Man, how many countries is he going to get high in one day.]

[is_an_island]

[Luke Triton: World Traveler]

... Is that tea?

[bluecapboy]

Of course! That's what I was trying to tell you.

[This is going to end in tears, isn't it.]

[is_an_island]

[aaaaaalways...]

May I have some, then? I've just started to feel rather thirsty.

[bluecapboy]

Sure!

[And throws in some more grass brisk berry before handing it over.]

Here you are, sir.