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so my friend noah and i got kinda drunk last night off of cheap rum that smelled like rubbing alcohol, and eventually had to walk to the train station. at the train station this random guy commented on noah being drunk and that he had been in AA meetings all day. Pretty much the first thing he tells us is that he's gay, and bipolar. then he says he's an actor, and was an orc in the lord of the rings, as well as being an actor in brokeback mountain. he claims to have had sex with both elijah wood and heath ledger. hilarious.