Lustful cockmonsters!
"They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmoster." Kulwe's letter to Maryland state delegate Emmett Burns, admonishing him from using his position as an elected politician to issue veiled threats to The Ravens to prevent a player from speaking out in support of marriage equality. There are a lot of false claims made about restriction of freedom of speech, but in this case, it's basically textbook definition accurate! Fantastic read:
They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster!
They won't magically turn you into a lustful cockmonster!