Rob The Great

Oct 23, 2005 12:54

So... It's less than a week till my 17th birthday! Damn straight bitches! I like BIG presents. you know what I'm talking about? *giggle*

I'm the Best freakin Pommie EVER. But I'm guessing you all knew that. Right? Right. The Marching Band is in love with me. I'm just that amazing. tehehe. Saturday was boring though, because Mollie was at stupid Tech Rehersal. Damn Laramie! What's their problem?! Taking my amazingly wonderful girlfriend away from me. Horrible Laramie. Apparently she didn't even get home till really late. I was all worried! Plus she got MOLESTED by a kid in a mask!! AHHH! I gotta go beat that kids ass. *smiles* Oh and John Swinny thinks I might not like him because Mollie thinks he's amazing... but I can't deny it. John Swinney is freaking AMAZING!!! with a capital A.

Kate loves Aaron Henning. Incase you wanted to know. I'm totally going to set them up, because I'm that talented and all powerful... and manipulative. *giggle* But I'm amazing. It's true. You know it.

But you know what? I love Mollie! She's amazing! I love that girl! Like OMFG! She's so pretty and beautiful and amazing. I'd totally do her anytime and anywhere. Including under the band bleachers. hehehehe. Just Kidding. But I do love that girl. With a firey flaming passion in my QUARTER!!!!!!!!!!!! ... and my soul... wherever it may be. *smiles*

I like being Rob. You know why? I'm amazing. You have no idea. I'm sexy, and talented, and manipulative, and an AMAZING pommie, and sexy, and talented, and manipulative, and sweet, and sexy, and a kickass G-Unit, and a pimp, and sexy, and talented, and manipulative, and sexy, and amazing, and I freaking Love Mollie Diedrich. Damn straight he does. I mean, I do. *shifty eyes*

So in conclusion, I'm amazing and you all should worship me. and I love Mollie. Yay!

~~~Rob~~~
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