Fic: Monocle Smile!

[blueberrykissa]

Title: Monocle Smile!
Author: blueberrykissa
Rating: PG
Character(s)/Pairing(s): Blaine/Kurt
Genre: complete and utter crack
Spoilers: up through NBK
Disclaimer: I wish I owned Glee. Unfortunately I do not, nor do I profit from this fic.
Author Notes: I honestly have no idea what I was on when I wrote this :v Written for this prompt on the fic meme

Comments

[jesseward]

.... Oh. My. God.

Just... ... Oh my gosh...

Excuse me while I go laugh myself to death.

BRILLIANT! :D BLAINE! :D! KUUURT!!! :D :D :D!

[blueberrykissa]

Death by laughter? That would be incredibly unfortunate, and the opposite of what Blaine wants to happen. Rather, he would like you to laugh until you cry so he and Kurt can burst through your wall on a glorious winged-horse and offer you tissues make from the finest materials known to man. Then they will whisk you away atop a cloud, where there will be much serenading and frolicking.

I think I've watched the Old Spice commercials too many times today.

Thanks for reading ♥

[jesseward]

Are they hand made tissues? And Im all for being whisked away to cloud tops to watch serenades and frolicking...

YOU CAN NEVER WATCH THE OLD SPICE COMMERCIALS TOO MANY TIMES!

[blueberrykissa]

Of course they are hand made! One night while watching a romantic drama on the couch, Blaine was surprised to find Kurt crying. Because it is unacceptable for Kurt to ever shed a single tear, Blaine quickly flew his zeppelin to China, where he harvested his own silk worms and wove the finest silk known to man and beast. From that silk he created a small box of unscented tissues, just to wipe Kurt's tears. As Kurt hasn't cried since then, there are plenty for you to use.

Lol I think I may have (:

[jesseward]

I think I adore OldSpice!Blaine and that atleast some of him will be canon in my head for forever. :D

[blueberrykissa]

I think every time I see Blaine now, my brain is going to come up with some ridiculous Old Spice monologue for him to say. ♥

[jesseward]

I'm not going to be able to help myself now. :) Whenever he says anything, at all, it will be in OldSpice Voice! <3