TV Cooking Shows.

Jun 04, 2009 13:05

You know, if I was telekinetic I wouldn't particularly want to use it for underhanded deed-doing or mind-blowing goals. I'd just play harder and better with the animals. "Tennis ball, roll to me before Kenji can reach you," and "Ribbon, snake-dance for Miss Elsie, but don't let her catch you in her mou - Oops. Fail."

I will never understand why they cook on TV. I can't smell it. Can't eat it. Can't taste it. The end of the show they hold it up to the camera, 'Well, here it is. You can't have any. Thanks for watching. Goodbye.'

I'm starting to rediscover the joys of Seinfeld now that he's no longer in my face everywhere I turn. That quote perfectly encapsulates my own frustrations and conveys the reason I avoid the TV cooking shows that I do. Foxtel is littered liberally with them and I dodge them like the Plague. I don't doubt that even the most assiduous viewer (mutable_earth) knows this feeling. Where is Smell-O-Vision already? What about those plans for a Fly-like teleportational device (teleportalvision aka TPV)? As the Buzzcocks whined, Why Can't I Touch It? I don't think they were singing about Nigella but they would've if they were like every man and a couple of women I know.

This is a semi-official big fat Thank You to the people who left those kind comments on my last post. They will probably look just like regular supportive comments to anyone else, but they were validating to me in a way I hadn't even anticipated needing, let alone expected happening. I was really hesitant to post that entry publicly. (I don't use the 'Friends' posting function. It's 'Everyone [Public]' or 'Just Me [Private]' all the way.) That one was slated for 'Just Me (Private)'. I was emboldened by PMS though, and obviously I needed to get it out.

Now I've gotta have a shower and go and see Herr Doktor (though it's a chick). Just noticed I'm out of Efexor-XR repeats. Is anyone else on such a high dose, by the way: 300mg per day (2 x 150mg)? It keeps me sane, mostly-not-depressed, and free from obsessive suicidal ideation so I don't quibble with the dose (though I hate the notion of any kind of medication coursing through my veins); I'm just wondering if this is an extreme dose. Any idea?

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