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Jan 28, 2005 13:39

So, this is KTAN. I tried to write Halley an away message for her weekend away with Joel, but the damn thing is to long so I sent you all here to read it.... here it goes!!!!!

Halley has run away with her lover boy for the weekend...
P.S this is KTAN takin over because I am bitter Halley is leaving me to my lonesome ALL weekend to do nothing but wallow in my own self pitty and lonely ness. What a friend that Halley is. When she returns I will shower her with hugs, because I miss her already and she is standing across the room waiting for said lover boy to come and rescue her from my annoying wining that she is leaving me alone all weekend. Halley is excited to be going away this weekend, but I am still bitter that I am left alone with nothing to do but listen to music, and watch movies, and do anatomy and nursing homework. Man, do I have alot of nursing and anatomy homework. I think this is the longest away message I have ever seen, but thats just because I'm bitter that Halley is leaving me and all her friends should have to suffer through reading this all. Oh yea, Halley isn't mad that I'm writing this all because she knows that everyone who reads it will enjoy the fact that I have no life and I have the time to sit here and write this all. I hope you all enjoy this really long and pointless away message because I put my heart and soul into it for Halleys sake because she had a cheesy away message talking about her classes and how she was going away with her "sweetheart". Hearts aren't sweet... they are probably more salty because they are all muscle. I guess you could tell that I love anatomy, so I guess it isn't a bad thing I have alot of homework in it this weekend. Halleys lover boy has arrived. I suppose I should stop now because she will be leaving me in mere moments. Oh the agony of me being without my Halley for a whole weekend, I don't know if I can handle it. Well enough about my meaning less life, leave Halley alot of messages for when she gets back because you know... shes really gonna feel special if you do. Don't you want Halley to feel special? I know I love when I feel special...
So, lets hope for a good weekend. Halley will see you all on Sunday.
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