east peoria
East peoria sucks, it sucks worse than pekin. The details are inconsequential, and frankly, quite a bore. I believe this story sums what I hope to be my only experience teching in east peoria.
SETTING: classroom, picking numbers to see who gets what game piece.
STARRING: Me, Jeffy
Names have been changed to protect the dim.
ME: jeffy, pick a number between one and ten, two and three are alredy taken.
JEFFY: yellow.
ME: yellow is a color. pick a number.
JEFFY: grapes.
ME: grapes are a fruit, we're looking for a nubmer.
JEFFY: .....uh, eleven.
ME: a number between one and ten *points to a number chart*, not two or three.
JEFFY: three.
ME: ok, thats good. that is a number between one and ten, but it has alrady been chosen. I need you to pick a NUMBER between ONE and TEN. It cannot be TWO or THREE.
JEFFY:I want to be a car!
This is what I took a pay cut for.
SETTING: classroom, picking numbers to see who gets what game piece.
STARRING: Me, Jeffy
Names have been changed to protect the dim.
ME: jeffy, pick a number between one and ten, two and three are alredy taken.
JEFFY: yellow.
ME: yellow is a color. pick a number.
JEFFY: grapes.
ME: grapes are a fruit, we're looking for a nubmer.
JEFFY: .....uh, eleven.
ME: a number between one and ten *points to a number chart*, not two or three.
JEFFY: three.
ME: ok, thats good. that is a number between one and ten, but it has alrady been chosen. I need you to pick a NUMBER between ONE and TEN. It cannot be TWO or THREE.
JEFFY:I want to be a car!
This is what I took a pay cut for.