if you have a problem with my spelling and grammatical errors, hows about you suck me off
right up to your face and DIS you!
Im looking for jobs and such, ive been certified to teach as a substitute teacher in suburban cook county, a startling amount of responsibility to bestow on my head. MY head! im nervous about this, not because i have to start soon, or that im afraid of children or anything - but because i don't think they're going to give me any sort of training or prep, except on a day to day basis. i get to pick what subjects to teach and viola - i am a english teacher. viola, i am a history teacher. and that first day i show up, theyre just going to assume, like all other subs, ill be full of meatballs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no, really though. like other subs i'll be full of marrow and opium!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>!!!!!!!!
no, but seriously. they simply hand me the teachers lesson plan and send into the wild blue yonder. the wild child yonder. luckily, i am a highly trained child entertainer. and information giver. and fight diffuser, shoe tyer, and home sickness destroyer. not that everything i know about kids will be useful, but i think i am a touch better off than someone who's sole experience with children is none, because they hatched from an egg, and lived in a hollow tree, where they recieved thier bachelor degree from the university of online at pheonix, and then the fist contact they have with children is to come from thier hovel into the classroom. ive got the leg UP mother fuck.
this all also means that ill be in chicago sooner than soon. well, not that soon, its all pending employment, and what have you - but ill be in the greater chicagostan area soon enough. which will be a nice change in that i can get the food i want to eat, and to cook with - yet on the other hand i have been spoiled for five years on small college town traffic. im going to have blood squirt from my eyes in anger the first time i get back into real traffic for two hours or so.
Im looking for jobs and such, ive been certified to teach as a substitute teacher in suburban cook county, a startling amount of responsibility to bestow on my head. MY head! im nervous about this, not because i have to start soon, or that im afraid of children or anything - but because i don't think they're going to give me any sort of training or prep, except on a day to day basis. i get to pick what subjects to teach and viola - i am a english teacher. viola, i am a history teacher. and that first day i show up, theyre just going to assume, like all other subs, ill be full of meatballs.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no, really though. like other subs i'll be full of marrow and opium!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>>>!!!!!!!!
no, but seriously. they simply hand me the teachers lesson plan and send into the wild blue yonder. the wild child yonder. luckily, i am a highly trained child entertainer. and information giver. and fight diffuser, shoe tyer, and home sickness destroyer. not that everything i know about kids will be useful, but i think i am a touch better off than someone who's sole experience with children is none, because they hatched from an egg, and lived in a hollow tree, where they recieved thier bachelor degree from the university of online at pheonix, and then the fist contact they have with children is to come from thier hovel into the classroom. ive got the leg UP mother fuck.
this all also means that ill be in chicago sooner than soon. well, not that soon, its all pending employment, and what have you - but ill be in the greater chicagostan area soon enough. which will be a nice change in that i can get the food i want to eat, and to cook with - yet on the other hand i have been spoiled for five years on small college town traffic. im going to have blood squirt from my eyes in anger the first time i get back into real traffic for two hours or so.