har dee har har
so, i was feeling a bit ill on sunday, and by tesusday i decided to go to the doctor to inquire what my profuse sweating and unusually sore throat came from. strep test came up negative....blood test shows.....
MONO!!!
i cant sleep at night because isweat so profusley, and every hour or so that i do end up dozing off, i have to get up and air all my sheets out. and thats only when i can get to sleep in the first place. swallowing hurts. no, not like that, children. i cant sleep, and that is leaving me with even less energy than a mono leper is supposed to have. speaking of lepers, i cant even go into my living room anymore. gaaarr. im imprisoned in my bedroom. maybe ill go to arkansas, maybe chicago.
mono sukcs ass, kittens, take it from me, dont go around when youre drunk licking the lips of passed out and scaberous hobos you find in ditches near the train station. BAD idea. just kidding. you can get it from anyone - BAM! respect me or ill come to your house and lick your doorknobs.
MONO!!!
i cant sleep at night because isweat so profusley, and every hour or so that i do end up dozing off, i have to get up and air all my sheets out. and thats only when i can get to sleep in the first place. swallowing hurts. no, not like that, children. i cant sleep, and that is leaving me with even less energy than a mono leper is supposed to have. speaking of lepers, i cant even go into my living room anymore. gaaarr. im imprisoned in my bedroom. maybe ill go to arkansas, maybe chicago.
mono sukcs ass, kittens, take it from me, dont go around when youre drunk licking the lips of passed out and scaberous hobos you find in ditches near the train station. BAD idea. just kidding. you can get it from anyone - BAM! respect me or ill come to your house and lick your doorknobs.