The Wuornos/Parker Family
Wow, the Wuornos/Parker family is so epically dysfunctional.
Think about it.
If you're James, not only are you a man out-of-time but you have a serial killer wife who hates your mother.
Your mother who gave you up for adoption is almost the same age as you. Each time you've met her she's had new personality.
Your father, also nearly the same age as you, went back in time to sire you ala Kyle Reese style.
Your biological paternal grandfather is a murderer.
Killed by your adopted paternal grandfather who may or not be a sentient pile of rocks
Your father's best friend may be in love with your mother.
Not to mention the 2 faux uncles who meddle and have an advanced degree in mysterious.
Heh. You'd be hard pressed to find another family as warped as this.
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