gas
I've been feeling icky for the past few days. bloated, tummy ache, generally shitty. so naturally I asked web md. It said i could have irritable bowel syndrome, gas, or ovarian cancer. along with a number of other mundane, fatal, or possibly psychological disorders. I like how web md caters to being a hypochondriac. Luckily I am not, and so am not at all worried about my ovaries. I'm rolling with the diagnosis of gas, however this is the first time that gas has ever caused me any noticable discomfort. Again, this is a sign that i am officially old. My body is now no longer growing, but begining the slow decline that it will stumble down until I die.
cheery, isnt it?
cheery, isnt it?