I coulda...
Alright, so most of you that read this know how much I HATE seagulls... like I fucking loath them. So I take my mom to work today and there's a seagull sitting in the driveway infront of my car... and I coulda hit it, it moved and so I drove by and my mother told me not to.
She said it was like a bird verus a tank and that was unfair. My reply, me bending down to get my towel at the age of 5 when a seagul bit my finger was not fair! I'll tank his ass if I want.
So I leave, and the damn thing is still there... and... I... drove by and chose not to kill it's ass.... oooo temptation.....
Bloody seagulls.
She said it was like a bird verus a tank and that was unfair. My reply, me bending down to get my towel at the age of 5 when a seagul bit my finger was not fair! I'll tank his ass if I want.
So I leave, and the damn thing is still there... and... I... drove by and chose not to kill it's ass.... oooo temptation.....
Bloody seagulls.