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Celeb updates:
Chris Rock: at the restaurant where I work. Odered soy hot chocolate with a woman who was not his wife. Oooo! Scandalous.
Natalie Portman: once again, at the restaurant. "Incognito" in a huge black head wrap with even bigger black sunglasses. The combination made her head look even more lollipop-esque on her stick body. I'm not jealous.
Moby: I took a visiting pal to his itty-bitty vegan/vegetarian/tea joint. We were practically the only ones in the place (it was a rainy, Wednesday night) and he was playing Scrabble with a small group of friends. Moby is a cheater. I saw him consulting a dictionary when he thought no one was looking.
Apparently, my waitressing gig will be my main hub for my celebrity hoe-down show-down. Last week, Mary J. Blige came in along with Jennifer Garner, Kevin Bacon and wifey-unit, Kyra Sedgewick, and some supermodel (not all together). I'm sure she just sat and breathed the air and considered herself full.
Chris Rock: at the restaurant where I work. Odered soy hot chocolate with a woman who was not his wife. Oooo! Scandalous.
Natalie Portman: once again, at the restaurant. "Incognito" in a huge black head wrap with even bigger black sunglasses. The combination made her head look even more lollipop-esque on her stick body. I'm not jealous.
Moby: I took a visiting pal to his itty-bitty vegan/vegetarian/tea joint. We were practically the only ones in the place (it was a rainy, Wednesday night) and he was playing Scrabble with a small group of friends. Moby is a cheater. I saw him consulting a dictionary when he thought no one was looking.
Apparently, my waitressing gig will be my main hub for my celebrity hoe-down show-down. Last week, Mary J. Blige came in along with Jennifer Garner, Kevin Bacon and wifey-unit, Kyra Sedgewick, and some supermodel (not all together). I'm sure she just sat and breathed the air and considered herself full.