New Years Resolutions
I normally don't make them, but this year I'll make an exception.
Get a new bank. I'm tired of being constantly screwed over by Wells Fargo. I have constantly wanted to close my account, but my laziness keeps me from breaking off the relationship. What would happen to my direct deposits? what about my other commitments? Checks? Bills? I don't care anymore Jan. 3 I will have a new banker.
Lose the fat. I don't care if I gain weight, but I want my svelte 6pack back. I will lose 10lbs by Dec. 31st.
Get a new place. I am tired of giving money to a slumlord. If I'm going to be giving away money I might as well have some god damn property rights. I don't care about mortgage, or property taxes.
Get a new bank. I'm tired of being constantly screwed over by Wells Fargo. I have constantly wanted to close my account, but my laziness keeps me from breaking off the relationship. What would happen to my direct deposits? what about my other commitments? Checks? Bills? I don't care anymore Jan. 3 I will have a new banker.
Lose the fat. I don't care if I gain weight, but I want my svelte 6pack back. I will lose 10lbs by Dec. 31st.
Get a new place. I am tired of giving money to a slumlord. If I'm going to be giving away money I might as well have some god damn property rights. I don't care about mortgage, or property taxes.