City been quiet for a couple days now, ain't it? Least compared to the curses. I ain't complaining--I'll take what I can get, here.
'specially since I got enough to do takin' care of that cat. It don't glare at me so much no more, at least, but--
[Sound of scratching.]
Oh what you into now, cat?
[Tiny innocent mew. More scratching.]
Yo, that ain't no scratching post! Lay off it right now--
[Sound of things being knocked over in the resulting mad cat-capturing scramble. Indignant meows.]
Yeah, you best stay away too, you feel me? That ain't for cats. Or anyone but me. Cat, what I got to do to get you to--
[Scratching sounds resume.]
...that's it. That cat got to go.
[OOC: HMD thread can be found
here.]