10 shots fired.

[blue_satin_pjs]

What the--

Why there a pile of cards outside my door?

Yo, this one better not be for me.

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[honeycuttheaven]

You stole style?

[blue_satin_pjs]

Ain't never thought of it that way.

[honeycuttheaven]

It's a complete crime to some people, Omar!

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yo, question is, who I steal it from?

[honeycuttheaven]

Give me a moment.

......

......

Will Smith?

1/2

[blue_satin_pjs]

 

2/2

[blue_satin_pjs]

You know he ain't the only brother in movies, right?

[honeycuttheaven]

He's the only one I'd... well, nevermind.

[blue_satin_pjs]

...guess I'll take it as a compliment.

[honeycuttheaven]

I'm not getting fresh or anything, Omar.

[blue_satin_pjs]

...

Was that...

[muffled facepalming noise]

[honeycuttheaven]

I don't hear you laughing.

[blue_satin_pjs]

You gotta try harder than that, Emm.

[honeycuttheaven]

So there were three friends--two men with their wives, and one fellow with his fellow, all on a fabulous cruise. But a tidal wave came and sank the ship. They all drowned, and next thing you know, they're standing before St. Peter.

First came one of the men and his lady. St. Peter shook his head sadly. "I can't let you in. You loved money so much, you married a woman named Penny."

Then came the second man and wife. "Sorry, I can't let you in either. You loved to eat so much, you even married a woman named Candy."

So the fellow turned to his fellow and whispered nervously, "It doesn't look good, Dick."

[blue_satin_pjs]

[tiny snicker]

[honeycuttheaven]

I heard that.