45 shots fired.
[Unusually for Omar, this is not a voice post--just a long list of lines of text...]
Omar Little's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Omar Little counted to infinity--twice.
Omar Little does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Omar Little goes killing.
If you can see Omar Little, he can see you. If you can't see Omar Little, you may be only seconds away from death.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Omar Little.
Omar Little built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Omar Little met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Omar Little has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made an Omar Little toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Omar Little, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The chief export of Omar Little is pain.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Omar Little's nutsack.
Omar Little sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus' birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Omar Little and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
When Omar Little had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Omar Little and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Omar Little doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Omar tells it to.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Answer: Omar Little.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the Light Side, the Dark Side, and Omar Little.
Omar Little drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
If you want a list of Omar Little's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Omar Little.
Omar Little does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Omar Little never "gets laid," rather: "laid gets Omar."
If Omar Little is late, time better slow the f#@$ down.
Omar Little sleeps with a night light. Not because Omar Little is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Omar Little.
[Edited]
I ain't wrote none of that.
But I ain't too surprised. Where I from, there be some who believe it.
Omar Little's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Omar Little counted to infinity--twice.
Omar Little does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Omar Little goes killing.
If you can see Omar Little, he can see you. If you can't see Omar Little, you may be only seconds away from death.
When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Omar Little.
Omar Little built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Omar Little met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Omar Little has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made an Omar Little toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Omar Little, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The chief export of Omar Little is pain.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Omar Little's nutsack.
Omar Little sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus' birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Omar Little and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
When Omar Little had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Omar Little and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Omar Little doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Omar tells it to.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all three at the same time? Answer: Omar Little.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the Light Side, the Dark Side, and Omar Little.
Omar Little drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
If you want a list of Omar Little's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Omar Little.
Omar Little does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Omar Little never "gets laid," rather: "laid gets Omar."
If Omar Little is late, time better slow the f#@$ down.
Omar Little sleeps with a night light. Not because Omar Little is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Omar Little.
[Edited]
I ain't wrote none of that.
But I ain't too surprised. Where I from, there be some who believe it.