Epic.
At 4 am tomorow morning I will be embarking on Vacation Odyssey 2008.
In other words: a minivan, my parents, my sister, and her boyfriend (who only arrived in the US for the first time last night, and has now duly met us all for the first time this morning), and such auspiciously stereotypical US destinations as Chicago, IL, Yellowstone, Grand Teton National Park, etc. We will part of a road caravan comprised of my aunt and uncle, as well as family friends, and staying at no-star-Psycho-esque motels along the way. Yes, EPIC. I will also spending several glorious days in Seattle and Portland, OR, during which time (in Pdx) I'll be separating from the rest of the caravan to camp with lovely internet vegan-folk. Because I am not a nerd, at all. Yay.
In the meantime, useful and, obviously, very perceptive internet personality assessments!
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac and a health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks tall soy latte with shot of raspberry should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.
Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
I'm sure I'll encounter more of my kind in Portland.
In other words: a minivan, my parents, my sister, and her boyfriend (who only arrived in the US for the first time last night, and has now duly met us all for the first time this morning), and such auspiciously stereotypical US destinations as Chicago, IL, Yellowstone, Grand Teton National Park, etc. We will part of a road caravan comprised of my aunt and uncle, as well as family friends, and staying at no-star-Psycho-esque motels along the way. Yes, EPIC. I will also spending several glorious days in Seattle and Portland, OR, during which time (in Pdx) I'll be separating from the rest of the caravan to camp with lovely internet vegan-folk. Because I am not a nerd, at all. Yay.
In the meantime, useful and, obviously, very perceptive internet personality assessments!
Personality type: Hippie
In addition to being a hippie, you are a hypochondriac and a health nut. You secretly think that your insistence on only consuming all-natural products is because you're so intelligent and well-informed; it's actually because you're a sucker. You've dabbled in Wicca or other pseudo-religions that attract morons and have changed your sexual orientation a few times this year. You probably live in California. Everyone who drinks tall soy latte with shot of raspberry should be forced to eat a McDonald's bacon cheeseburger.
Also drinks: Beverages with lots of marketing that says they're herbal and organic
Can also be found at: Whole Foods, indoor rock climbing facilities
I'm sure I'll encounter more of my kind in Portland.