Jun 13, 2004 17:12
"Hi Lisa! ..Hi supernintendo Chalmers!..I'm learnding!"
-Raplh
"Well maybe I can't concentrate with all of your cooties!" -Lisa
"It's called LICE and there's NOTHING to be ashamed of!" -Milhouse
"I don't even BELIEVE in Jebus!"
5 minutes later..
"SAVE ME JEBUS!" -Homer J.
"To alcohol-the cause AND solution to all of life's problems"
-Homer
"Why would anyone want to touch a girl's butt?? Thats where the cooties come from!" -Bart
"There's no such thing as a soul, its something grown ups made up to scare children..like the Boogie Man and Michael Jackson" -Bart
"So the doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there!" -Ralph