Got another joke I heard today..
Okay, so there's a cucumber, pickel and a penis just chillen and talken about how their lives suck. And the cucumer says "Yea life is so hard! Once i get big, fat and juicy I get cut up and sliced onto a plate!" So then the pickel says "You think THATS bad? When i get big, fat and juicy I get shoved into a jar with vinegar and spices in it." So then the penis says "You guys are lucky! When I get big, fat and juicy I get covered with plastic wrap, thrown into a dark cave, and thrown into the walls over and over and over until I throw up!"