Children

Apr 07, 2004 23:50

I think I don't ever want kids, at least not ones I can't give back to the parents when I have had my fill of them. It was okay today, VERY whiny though on some occasions. "I don't want to.... Nooo....I am not....I want....Why not....Buy me....I won't eat it.....I want more.....Why....When are we.
Ok the I don't want to's first: ....Eat there.....See that movie....Go here....Get out of the car....Go into that store...Buy that shirt....Sit by him/her (depends on the occasion)...go potty
Next is the Nooo: ....Don't touch that....That is mine....It's not working
Next the I am not: .....getting out of the car.....going into that store.....walking by him....seeing that movie...eat there....eat that.....eating anymore pizza
Next the infamous I want: ....McDonalds.....Pizza(even though we were eating that for dinner someone wanted that for lunch too....an Eminem shirt....10 dollars....to go on the train...to go in the helicopter...a gun
And the Why not's usually follow the no answer to the demanding whine.
Buy me: ...a gun....a shirt....a cd....a train ride....some popcorn...a soda....head thing (do rag)....anything
I won't eat: .....pizza (even though someone requested it)....popcorn
I want more: .....garlic bread.....candy.....pencils....money....guns...shirts
Why: ....are we going to THIS store....are we walking the dog.....are we going to THAT store...Do I have to get out of the car....are we seeing this movie.....do I have to go potty before we leave....are we here....are we at the library....aren't we going to Chuck E Cheese....do you smoke(this one was asked EVERY TIME someone lit up a cigarette)...can't I drive with blue_moonlyte(because she wants some quiet time)
And finally the When are we: ....going to the movie (even though that same person didn't want to go to the movie we were seeing)...going to be there....going to ride the helicopter...going to dinner....going to stay at you're house overnight....going swimming...going to Fun world(never was an option)....leaving the store....leaving the library....going to get my shirt....going to get a gun....going home so I can change into my "cool" eminem shirt.

GRRR! Sometimes kids can just be so annoying!! Except what makes it all better is when they say out of nowhere "I love you" That usually makes everthing better. Matt told his dad that he wanted to date me (yeah so illegal...he's 9 and I am 24 , besides the fact we're related.) I love there innocence, if quietness was part of the package then hell yeah tons of kids.
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