Nov 24, 2009 05:33
1. He has a strange punctuation mark in his name. Who knows how to type that? ASCII is the language of the Devil.
2. He perpetuates his image as a mild-mannered, friendly guy, but underneath it his demeanor is cold steel (Blue Steel?). The "BFF" Book? A front.
3. He runs self-described "Indie-Hippy" games. When they work, they are great. When they un-work, they are glorious and the stuff of legend. How can the rest of us live up to his impossibly-high standards?
4. The Mountain Witch RPG is out of print. I can't even find it listed at amazon.com. Okay, Powells shows that it exists, but that's it.
5. There is no Number Five.
6. He puts his cigarettes out on passing waitresses.