blatantly stolen from hellboy
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In July, I stopped elizabeth4583 from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). In September, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points). In December, I fed amberigo to a Shoggoth (250 points). In February, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In March, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points). In June, I recruited kerriland as a new cultist (30 points).
In short, I have been very good (375 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
blue_grrl1027
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