Moo
My mom just called to make sure that I'm still alive. Since I don't have heat she was worried that I had frozen to death and was convinced somebody was going to pull her out of aerobics class to tell her the bad news. Part of the problem is that I kept missing her calls and not calling her back. So anyways, she made me promise to stay at somebodys house tonight. When she asked if it was unbearably cold last night I informed her that I didn't stay there. When she asked where I stayed I said that I didn't think that she needed to know that. She then says "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free." I should have said that I wanted to find out if the milk was any good before I bought the cow.