I picked up
jagwap from the airport last night. He has been out of the country for a couple of months, so I had a think about what's happened in the UK during his absence. I came up with the following.
Boris is mayor of London
petrol is £1.20 a litre
That was it! Except that I then felt obliged to mention the weather (Hey I'm British!)...
We've had some sun
We've had some rain
You'd never think I always had difficulty at the précis in English :-)