"Improv Workshop Mimeshop Gobshite" by Half Man Half Biscuit.
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What can he talk about for 15 minutes? Even the aircrew on a transatlantic flight don't speak for more than 10, and that includes a safety briefing, the time and weather and thanking me for selecting them for my travel needs.
Oh, there was the safety briefing, then the security one, then some spiel about how the train had been late but had made up time, then details about connections, then which connections people might want to skip because they might be crowded, then... then... then the red mist descended in front of my eyes and I cursed his parents, I cursed his grandparents, I cursed whichever ape had first decided to use language rather than just whooping and masturbating, I cursed everyone and everything, and then just as I'd finished cursing, the ABSOLUTE FUCKING CUNT started making announcements on the FUCKING way into FUCKING York.
Do I get a point?
What can he talk about for 15 minutes? Even the aircrew on a transatlantic flight don't speak for more than 10, and that includes a safety briefing, the time and weather and thanking me for selecting them for my travel needs.
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