How you say....bored?

[blue_charlotte]

• Upon inspection last night it saddened me to find that my platform shit-kickers have just about bit the biscuit as far as wearability is concerned. I miss 'House of Ill Repute' for the fact that A) they carried shoe sizes that people over 5'8 could wear (unlike another Queen St. Gawth store...*coughs*) B) their prices were decent and C) not

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[crankmagnet76]

good luck darkling!! ...not that you need it, of course. you ooze saucy dildo-flogging resourcefulness...

xoxo

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[blue_charlotte]

LOL...I like that...oozing saucy....lol

;)

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[crankmagnet76]

Just look 'em straight in the eye and say in your best breathy sex kitten voice: "Yes, in previous occupations I have proven to be very persuasive when promoting phallic simulacra."

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[blue_charlotte]

If only you could script all of my interviews...lol

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[crankmagnet76]

...actually, substitute the word "plugging" for "promoting" and they'll hire you on the spot!
>:)~

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[blue_charlotte]

*groans* and moving on...

lol:)