"The World Can Suck My Rubber Duck"

Jan 09, 2004 10:05

  • Thanks to dartsdelight I now have cravings for vodka snowcones and platypi
  • Jack White is hot sex incarnate (minus the "Theo"), today I bake birthday goodies and dance around like a 'muthafucka' to the tunes left for me by the Ubiquitous one
  • I now have back-up reading material with pictures! Sadly I am without crayons. I <3 zaiden for dropping off a book about Dreamweaver, that has chapters like "Stylin' With Style Sheets" and phrases like "Dreamweaver the quick and easy way"..ahh yeah.
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY party to sylphide, if I don't see you tonight have a great time
  • It's okay to be cute and crusty...unpredictability is the spice of life
  • We're having one of those "chip people off the sidewalk" cold snaps....I've been working the ju ju in hopes that my automovehicle co-operates for the drive on Wednesday
  • 2 nights in a row the ball has popped off my piercing and bounced, the game of "find the tiny piece of stainless steel" is not a fun one at 2:30 a.m, nor is "attempt to put the ball back on the bar when you're half asleep"...although now I'm totally psyched for the olympics
  • I need a pope on a rope..or even better a grope on a rope
  • Canadian broadcasting (i.e. programming by and for Canadians) sucks the monkey. Why does every Canadian movie have someone from the cast of 'Traders' or 'North of 60' in it?
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