thy types whilst thy talks to thee on thy phone

Dec 01, 2004 21:53

well here i am. man i reading romeo and juliet. now i am wanting to talk like that. all thy and thee and whilst and junk. i think british/austrilian accents are contageous. really.

i have had the most giant candy craving the past few days. and today i was really paraniod that my mom was going to take my candy. because i took her cheese-dip. and this weekend i was really paraniod that my grandmother was going to eat my get-well-chocolates. hmm paraniod-ness. is someone putting crack in my candy??

i have come to the conclusion that perhaps ol' ketron is bipolar. i mean sometimes she laughs at my hilarious comments. then other times she demonstrates pure hatred. menopause? oh surely not. she is too old. gah. maybe she over-hears me and scott and chris and carly and emily and everyone else on earth making mean jokes about her age. man, she's got us bugged! woah. more paraniod behavior. really guys, where are you putting the crack.

i am at home. alone. and it just turned 10. man i have been so sleepy when i wake up in the mornings. and this morning i felt all sick. blegh. but man i like have to force myself out of bed. wait, morning sickness? oh god, i'm gonna have a crack baby.

who is the crack-baby-daddy?

it must have been when i was doped up on the anestesia....damn that stuff.

i am eating hot tamales and they are quite tastey.

i want some popcorn. haha i believe they call that the munchies.

haven't read any really good books lately. in fact, i haven't read any at all lately. except that romeo and juliet.

romeo oh romeo where for art thou romeo?

where is MY romeo? it's about time he come around. i'm waiting on you romeo!!! show yourself! unless you are someone ugly who i don't want as my romeo friend. well i'm leaving now. i hope you have enjoyed my entry.

p.s. my crack baby will be "c.b." (stands for crack baby)
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