"...too much of nothing is just as tough..."
I can't wait to play Nintendo. Not this new Gamecube crap. I'm talking, old block-cartridge style. You know, the kind you have to blow the little tab things to make it work. I love Nintendo. It's so simple. Except for that damn Duck Hunt game. The damn gun would never work for me. I would try and shoot the screen and the bullet wouldn't even go where I had shot it. And I always wanted to blow the brains out of that stupid dog that laughed at you. Little twat dog. I hope on his was home he was ran over.
And that big pad thing. Jump Pad? Was that the name? No, it was something equally as retarded, but nevertheless, it sucked. The pad never worked for me. Maybe because I was an extremely skinny little twit, but still, it never seemed to work. I would jump, but nothing would happen. I remember there was an Olympic game or something. And you could compete in the track and field events. It was cool... except for the fact that I always lost.
And do you remember that extremely big control pad they came out with? You know, it had a huge-ass red button? The buttons were to big. It was like trying to play Super Mario using a baseball bat attached to a tree stump. I would hook it up, then two minutes later, take it off.
Then there was that dumb glove thing that had a control pad on the wrist. That never worked either. Was the glove supposed to make me feel "powerful"? Yeah, for the first two seconds it did. Then I felt like a dumb-ass for wearing a plastic glove with a wire attached to my Nintendo.
Oh! And that god forsaken game, "Super Mario 2". What the hell was that about? It didn't match any of the other games. It was dumb, too, Luigi looked like a little fruit. Flopping and flipping his legs around like a freak. Nice Luigi. Real nice.
Well, minus all that, I can't wait to play Nintendo!
Today was great. Funny, and very mellow. Practice went okay, kinda tiring, but still good. Afterwards was even more strenuous. Three and a half hours talking in Burger King drains you (thanks Brandon, Sarah, and for a portion, Michael).
I like Patty, Yahsin, and Alicia. They made me feel happy today for dumb reasons.
Sarah, you have a small-- well, you know.
Bethany, glad you liked the site.
And to those who don't wanna see me happy?
You better watch it. I have a knife.
The king is coming.
Josh.
And that big pad thing. Jump Pad? Was that the name? No, it was something equally as retarded, but nevertheless, it sucked. The pad never worked for me. Maybe because I was an extremely skinny little twit, but still, it never seemed to work. I would jump, but nothing would happen. I remember there was an Olympic game or something. And you could compete in the track and field events. It was cool... except for the fact that I always lost.
And do you remember that extremely big control pad they came out with? You know, it had a huge-ass red button? The buttons were to big. It was like trying to play Super Mario using a baseball bat attached to a tree stump. I would hook it up, then two minutes later, take it off.
Then there was that dumb glove thing that had a control pad on the wrist. That never worked either. Was the glove supposed to make me feel "powerful"? Yeah, for the first two seconds it did. Then I felt like a dumb-ass for wearing a plastic glove with a wire attached to my Nintendo.
Oh! And that god forsaken game, "Super Mario 2". What the hell was that about? It didn't match any of the other games. It was dumb, too, Luigi looked like a little fruit. Flopping and flipping his legs around like a freak. Nice Luigi. Real nice.
Well, minus all that, I can't wait to play Nintendo!
Today was great. Funny, and very mellow. Practice went okay, kinda tiring, but still good. Afterwards was even more strenuous. Three and a half hours talking in Burger King drains you (thanks Brandon, Sarah, and for a portion, Michael).
I like Patty, Yahsin, and Alicia. They made me feel happy today for dumb reasons.
Sarah, you have a small-- well, you know.
Bethany, glad you liked the site.
And to those who don't wanna see me happy?
You better watch it. I have a knife.
The king is coming.
Josh.