15 shots fired.

[blue_satin_pjs]

City been quiet for a couple days now, ain't it? Least compared to the curses. I ain't complaining--I'll take what I can get, here.

'specially since I got enough to do takin' care of that cat. It don't glare at me so much no more, at least, but--

[Sound of scratching.]

Oh what you into now, cat?

[Tiny innocent mew. More scratching.]

Yo, that

Comments

[darkest0knight]

...yeah, that cat is evil incarnate, just so you know.

[blue_satin_pjs]

I ain't never seen an evil animal. I didn't wanna judge it like that.

But...

It keeps scratching my shotgun.

[darkest0knight]

I didn't think cats could sharpen their claws on metal.

[blue_satin_pjs]

I didn't neither.

Think this cat's special.

[glock30]

I told you that cat's been all over. No one wants it.

[blue_satin_pjs]

There got to be someone. I ain't puttin' a pet out of a home with nowhere to go. 'specially not one with no fur.

[glock30]

Why not?

[blue_satin_pjs]

...Ain't right. I said I'd take care of it even if I was cursed at the time, and I will. Until I can find someone who do better.

[ex_janvalent852]

You could give the cat its own gun.

[blue_satin_pjs]

This cat?

It might shoot me.

[ex_janvalent852]

Shit, that's why you give it an unloaded one.

[blue_satin_pjs]

I think it'd know I cheated it out of the bullets. And scratch mine up more for revenge.

[kosherplz]

Still having problems with the cat?

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yeah, we gots a misunderstanding here 'bout what's a scratching post and what's my shotgun.

[kosherplz]

You could always try spritzing him with a spray bvottle whenever he misbehaves. Cold water is a pretty good motivator to get a cat to stop misbehaving.

[blue_satin_pjs]

...so it ain't afraid of a gun, but water'll make it step down?

Cats are weird.

[holymadonna]

That cat sounds familiar...

Ah...What is wrong with your pet?

[blue_satin_pjs]

It hates me and everything that's mine.

[holymadonna]

Have you thought about seeking him a new home?

[blue_satin_pjs]

I been lookin'. Seem half the City had him and given him away already.