My shit's fucked up.
Yesterday was, in a word, disappointing.
It started out well enough; went to Crackerbarrel for orientation, which was pretty much just filling out papers.
Went to the mall for a bit.
Went home for a bit.
Then Seth texted and wanted to hang out. Booty call, yeah.
However, I didn't make it out there because about halfway between Brentwood and Murfreesboro my car started making a terrifying rattling noise that in no way sounded like a healthy, drivable vehicle so I pulled off to the shoulder. As a kind passerby informed me the hunk of metal smoking on the underside of my car was the rear differential and it was low on oil or something. Hence the overheating and smoking.
Long story short (I was composing the days events in narrative form in my head to ease the boredom of being stuck on the side of the road for three hours, this could be much longer) Beth's dad came to where I was, eventually a state trooper stopped and helped us get a tow truck, and then we rendezvoused back at my house. Beth's dad paid the tow guy but I'm gonna pay him back when I get the 200 monies. :\
So then commenced the spending the night at Beth's house. Between the two of us we consumed about 2/3's of a bottle of 80 proof rum. I don't remember the very end of the night when I was drunk dialing, but I do recall the drunk "I FUCKING LOVE YOU BITCH." and drunk baths and drunk vomiting into the sink. Barfed up turkey burgers lol.
And after that I had a very, very satisfying sleep. Like, I don't know why but sleeping after consuming things that people tell you not to are the best I ever get. Peaceful and restful.
Yeah.
Today was better. Seth returned my drunkcall (I apparently called him last night, though I don't remember it.) and spent fifteen minutes telling me how awesome I am.
I spent fifteen minutes grinning like a happy retard and nervously tearing the leaves off surrounding trees. Sorry trees, I have weird compulsions when I'm nervous. :(
He apologized several times for being a douchebag last fall. And was all "You're one of the only people that get's me." and I was all ":)"
tl;dr
My car is buttfucked. I'm repaying Beth's dad 200 monies in towtruck fees.
Got back to Beth's house, got drunk and puked a bit. Other than that, everything's groovy.
Also, Seth likes me and that thought makes me grin like a happy 'Tard.
^ Doodle of Seth