Phoenix Wright Kink Meme [Part Twenty One]
PHOENIX WRIGHT KINK MEME!
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri and het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks what have you. It's all welcome here. It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!
After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUSIf you make a request, ( Read more... )
ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri and het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks what have you. It's all welcome here. It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!
After that, your request will be filled out by ANONYMOUSIf you make a request, ( Read more... )
It was a lazy Sunday afternoon when Phoenix appeared at the restaurant, and was greeted by a frazzled hostess who informed him that there would be a thirty minute wait before he could be seated. Phoenix threw a casual glance over at the piano and recognized two long, thin strands of brown hair peeking up from behind it.
The pianist started playing a simple riff, and before long, a voice that Phoenix recognized from early morning Chords of Steel sessions began to sing...
"Larry Butz's Thinker clock
Cindy Stone, not Cinder Block
Frank Sahwit, contradictions, watch that wig get thrown
"Miles Edgeworth is a sham
April May has luscious yams
Marvin Grossberg, Redd White: prob'ly used to bone
"Cody Hackins, trading cards
Really old annoying guards
Dee Vasquez, killed a guy, pinned it on the Samurai
"Gourdy's fake, Nick demands
'Let the parrot take the stand!'
Phoenix wins, Manfred lied, bonus case with Ema Skye!
"We didn't start the trial
We just raised objections and pursued perfection
We didn't start the trial
But when they told fictions, we found contradictions
"Memory lost, where's my manners?
Wellington loves big bananas
Business card, call my phone, killer gets caught
"Nurse's car, sudden swerve
Doctor Hotti is a perv
Whips. Hurt. Bad, and Morgan had a plot
"Max hit Ben and left him dazed
Clownadelphia, born and raised
Puppet marriage, wheelchair killer, I think this case might be filler
"Psyche-Locks, Matt Engarde
Adrian took Shelly's card
Baseball face, lose a case, Guilty Guilty GUILLLLLTYYYYY
"We didn't start the trial
We just raised objections and pursued perfection
We didn't start the trial
But when they told fictions, we found contradictions
"Feenie is such a dupe
He thinks Dollie doesn't poop
Mia Fey has a pair, Winston Payne lost all his hair
"Precious urn, Mask*deMasque
Prosecutor's unknown past
Dessie has awesome wheels, once again the truth's revealed
"Cardboard badge, Tres Bien
Take the case to court again
Glen Elg burns a CD, Gumshoe makes some weenies
"Flashback case, evil bitch
Phoenix falls off of a bridge
Oh god no, Hey Godot, tell us that it ain't so
"We didn't start the trial
We just raised objections and pursued perfection
We didn't start the trial
But when they told fictions, we found contradictions
"Seven years, what went wrong?
Why is that guy's badge gone?
Card game, Chords of Steel, Ace of Spades not real
"Panties snatched by a creep
Crooked doctor in too deep
Bullet lodged by Wocky's heart, shot came from the noodle cart
"Klavier's song becomes a hit
Though the words are kinda shit
Siren of the Ballad lied, just for some magician's pride
"Will the Jurist System work?
This Zak guy is quite the jerk
Hobo traveling through time, nail polish atroquinine
"We didn't start the trial
We just raised objections and pursued perfection
We didn't start the trial
But when they told fictions, we found contradictions
We didn't start the trial
But when we are gone, will the wank go on, and on, and on, and on?..."
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I am speechless. I have been turned mute by the awesomeness of this.
That is all.
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LOVE YOU.
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I bow to you, anon.
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Also, is there a specific tune for Polly's little song? It's great--you went through all the cases, wow!
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I started out just doing the chorus, planning to put it as a joke in the middle of a more traditional fill, but I started getting more ideas for the verses and eventually just decided to build the fic around the song.
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Ha, I was actually thinking something along those lines; just a Ace Attorney version of Joel's "Piano Man". Anyway, I seriously love this and it's great! The song's awesome, and so are your new verses. :3
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*still speechless*
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