Phoenix Wright Kink Meme [Part Twenty One]

Nov 01, 2010 13:32

PHOENIX WRIGHT KINK MEME!

ANONYMOUSLY post a pairing and a kink. This meme is open to ALL pairings and ALL kinks. Yaoi, Yuri and het is welcome here. Fluffy kinks, gory kinks, gross kinks what have you. It's all welcome here. It. Doesn't. Matter. Just post it, Anons!

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Part 2/3 anonymous February 11 2011, 03:52:20 UTC
Right. It wouldn’t be so bad.

“Polly!” Trucy called as Apollo approached about fifteen minutes later. She waited for him to lock his red bike up in the nearby rack and hang his helmet on one of the handlebars before continuing.

However, Trucy was lost for words. She kind of tilted her head as she stared at him, reaching one gloved hand up to readjust her hat. “Polly,” she said, blinking a few times. “What happened to your hair?”

Apollo ran a hand through his hair self-consciously and then ducked his head.

“Nothing. Let’s just get to the investigation. So what do we have here?”

Trucy nodded and skipped ahead, willing to drop the subject for once. She started listing all the details that she had managed to get before Apollo showed up, which were basically, “He died from drowning. Oh and the ducks pooped on him. That’s not relevant but the detectives seem to think so.”

Apollo sighed and looked around, hoping that maybe Detective Skye would be around. Even if she was hesitant at first, she usually would let them in on the details. Apollo and Trucy had done her job for her more than once, after all. Seeing that she wasn’t there, though, Apollo decided there was only one thing he could do. So he slipped off his socks and shoes, rolled up his dress pants, and waded into the lake.

“Ah, Fraulein Trucy!”

Apollo froze when he was about shin-deep in the water. That German accent and suave greeting had to belong to only one person.

“Prosecutor Gavin!” Trucy said, and she hugged him while he just stood there, his hands in the pockets of his customary, purple jacket. “What are you doing out? I thought you had people for this.”

“Ach, sometimes it’s better to get a first-hand account,” he said. He tapped his head. “I trust my own brain better than court reports.” Then his eyes slid over to the pond, where Apollo was standing still, hoping that Klavier wouldn’t notice him. No such luck.

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Part 3/3 anonymous February 11 2011, 03:52:48 UTC
“Herr Forehead!” he called, though he didn’t make a move to join him. His entire wardrobe was probably dry-clean only, after all. Apollo slowly turned around to face Klavier, who walked to the edge of the pond. “I suppose I’ll be facing you in court, nein?”

“Nein- I mean yeah,” Apollo said. He turned back around, ready to start gathering what evidence there might still be after the police raided it and the ducks carried things off, but something made him turn back around. Klavier was considering him, a hand put to his chin in concentration. “What, Gavin?”

“Your hair,” Klavier said, and Apollo slumped a little. “I like, Herr Forehead.”

Trucy giggled. “Don’t you think it kind of makes him look like a porn star, Mr. Gavin?” she said, just to tease Apollo.

Klavier smirked at the thought and ran a hand through his own luxurious lochs. “I can’t say I’d mind that, fraulein.”

Apollo was red from the neck-up, which pretty much meant his whole body was red. “OBJECTION!”

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Re: Part 3/3 anonymous February 11 2011, 17:12:41 UTC
Passerby!Anon can't stop imagining Apollo in a cheesy porno. Damn you! <3 I loved this :D

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Writeranon anonymous February 11 2011, 18:27:13 UTC
Glad I could be of service <3

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Re: Part 3/3 anonymous February 11 2011, 19:48:52 UTC
All I can see is Polly having to get his arm in the water and thus take off his waistcoat and tie to keep them clean, whilst Trucy and Klavier continue to talk about him being a potential pornstar as he does so.

Aka, this is awesome, Authornon <3

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Authoranon anonymous February 11 2011, 23:29:36 UTC
Ah hah now I have a conversation in my head between Trucy and Klavier about making Apollo's pants disappear. Maybe I should continue this XD

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OP Loves you, Writer!non!!!! anonymous February 12 2011, 03:03:51 UTC
You have no idea how happy this makes me. *dance*

I actually saw this really early this morning, but I couldn't comment for some reason. OTL Ohwell, I'm here now.

I loved it~! Congrats, you get an internet~! would you like it wrapped, writer!non? it's cute, and now I can't stop thinking about Polly being a porn star.

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Part 4/3 (because I just had to) anonymous February 12 2011, 03:28:46 UTC
I ended up de-annoning on fanfiction.net because of this last part, heh. Enjoy.

Instead of his customary pointing gesture, he stamped his foot and got water on his pants, despite the fact that they were rolled-up to his knees.

“Why don’t you take your pants off, Polly?” Trucy called. “I can make them disappear if you want!”

Klavier was laughing at this point, which just made Apollo madder. The police that were still around, at least trying to look useful, gave them all strange looks but went about their days. They had, surely, seen stranger sights.

“Ach, I could as well, fraulein,” Klavier said when he got a hold of himself.

Trucy’s eyes lit up. “We have so much in common!” she said, obviously too sidetracked by the situation to realize the meaning behind those words.

Finally, Apollo stomped out of the pond and reached for his shoes and socks. He was not going to put up with this anymore.

“Where are you going, Herr Forehead?” Klavier asked.

“To get some hairgel!”

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adsjkeyhfiubfaklj OP again anonymous February 12 2011, 22:07:27 UTC
Anon, once again you have made my day. Ilu so much~! ;u;

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